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Tuesday 31 May 2016

Happy new month to all my blog readers.


Take a positive look on mistakes of previous month, because they can teach you and make you wiser and stronger this month.

Every new month is like a fresh piece of paper, and only you decide what will be written on it, wishing you all the best!

I wish that your efforts be rewarding and this month bring you one more step closer to your goal.

Happy new month to u all.

Gov. Wike Appoints Joseph Yobo As Special Assistant On Sports development


Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has appointed Former Super Eagles Captain, Joseph Yobo as Senior Special Assistant on Sports Development to the Governor.

The governor has also appointed Mr Chibuzor Aholu as Senior Special Assistant to the Governor on Financial Matters.

A statement by Simeon Nwakaudu, Special Assistant to the Rivers State Governor on Electronic Media noted that both appointments take immediate effect.

Source: Naijaloaded.com

Photos of the day....

This is the compilation of hilarious and comic photos that am sure they are gonna make your day.
I can't stop laughing when I stumbled on them so I decided to share to make you laugh and forget the economic downturn.

1. When she refuse to tell you her age:

2. When you are high on oshogbo weed:

3.  When a strange number calls you............................:


4. When you train up your child in the way that he should grow...




Monday 30 May 2016

Watch the incredible video of a trader reacting to President Buhari's one year in office

I can't stop laughing at the way and manner this trader reacted to President Buhari's one year in office. He really make sense in a very unique and unusual way.

Click to watch

Sunday 29 May 2016

7 Highly Crucial Things President Buhari’s Democracy Day Speech Revealed.

President Muhammadu buhari has addressed the nation on this fateful May 29 Democracy Day which marks 17 years of Nigeria’s return to civilian rule and he did his best in the speech, which started at the ‘usual’ 7am and lasted for almost thirty minutes, to explain to Nigerians what his administration has been able to do in the last one year.

While he did clear the air on certain issues concerning his government’s economic and political decisions within this period, he however left some critical issues unaddressed. Some of the critical points in his speech include:

State of the Nation

The president started his speech with the declaration that his administration met a nation in total collapse with decaying infrastructure, high corruption rate and falling oil prices while lack of savings for the future did not help matters. “In short, we inherited a state near collapse,” the president declared. He noted that what his government is doing is trying to revive the economy by ‘making the hard decisions’ like many other oil-producing states.

Boko Haram

The president saluted the work of the military in bringing peace to the North East. He also disclosed that probably very soon, the military’s job in the fight against the Islamist Insurgents would be done since the army has regained the entire territories under the control of the terrorist group which had sought to create a caliphate in the region.

Now, he said the immediate focus of the government is “gradual and safe return of Internally Displaced Persons in safety and dignity and resumption of normalcy in the lives of people living in these areas.”

Niger Delta

The government will react harshly to activities of troublemakers in the region because the government will not be cowered. The president also promised to ensure that the oil-producing region of the country gets the necessary intervention in line with the rulings of the United Nations directions.

“On the Niger Delta, we are committed to implementing the United Nations Environment Programme report and advancing cleanup operations. I believe the way forward is to take a sustainable approach to issues that affect the Niger Delta communities. Reengineer the Amnesty programme in a vehicle of growth. The recent spate of attacks disrupting oil and power installations in the region will not stop us from engaging with the leaders in the region about addressing Niger Delta problems. If the militants and vandals are testing our resolve, they are much mistaken. We shall apprehend the perpetrators and their sponsors and bring them to justice.”

Anti-corruption War

He said the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has been doing a good job of bringing corrupt officials to book but hinted that the judiciary still has a lot more to do in ensuring that convictions were got against those found guilty.

“The EFCC was given the freedom to pursue corrupt officials and the judiciary was alerted on what Nigerians expect of them in the fight against corruption.”

Economy

The president admitted that things would probably get tougher because of measures that will be introduced in the days and months ahead.

President said the economic plan of his administration is to ensure that it keeps a tight hold on the reins of monetary and fiscal policies by saving foreign exchange through reducing oil and food imports and not devaluing the naira, no matter the situation.

“On economy, in particular on foreign exchange and fuel shortages, our plan is to save foreign exchange by fast tracking the repairs of the refineries and producing most of our fuel requirements at home. As we are growing more food in Nigeria, mainly rice, wheat and sugar, we will save billions of dollars in foreign exchange and drastically reduce our food import bill. We resolve to keep the naira steady as in the past devaluation has done dreadful harm to the Nigerian economy. Furthermore, I support the monitoring of foreign exchange decisions to ensure alignment with monetary policy and fiscal policy.

“We shall keep a close look at how the recent measures affect the naira and the economy. We cannot get away from the fact that a strong currency is predicated on a stronger economy and a strong economy presupposes a productive base and steady export market. The measures we may need to take may lead to hardship and the problems Nigerians have faced over the last year has been many and varied but the challenge of this government is reconstructing the Nigerian state.”

Government reforms

The president also said that there will be policies set up to reform the government. According to him, there will be reformation in the way the government is run. He noted that the government has already started strong and has been seeing the results particularly with the discovery of over 43,000 ghost workers in the civil service.

“Accordingly, we are working very hard to introduce some vital structural reforms in the way we conduct government business and lay a solid foundation on which we can build enduring change….We have reduced the extravagance of the past. We started boldly with the Treasury Single Account (TSA)….”

Chibok Girls

The president saluted the recovery of TWO Chibok girls, noting that he had not been happy with the girls’ continued stay in the hands of their abductors, the Boko Haram sect. He said the ‘rescue’ of the girls was a very big deal to him.

Summary and implications

In all of the president’s explanations, he revealed that the current economic situation will only get worse because his administration will introduce even tougher measures. Also, the government will keep a tight hold on the economy and control it rather than let it be determined largely by the forces of demand and supply as required in an open economy. This means that businesses will suffer more, especially those that require foreign currencies to stay alive.

The president also did not clearly state how long some of the very tough policies of his administration are expected to last for. This would have been a very crucial point for Nigerians who are already tiring under the heavy burden of the harsh economy when just about a year ago things looked so bright.

The president also explicitly blamed the last administration for his government’s slow progress, a move that is popular with this administration when challenged over its deliverables.

From his speech, the president has hinted that the military is already through with Boko Haram but can he accept this victory when just a year ago in his inauguration speech, he admitted that the war on the insurgents would not be completely won without the return of the missing Chibok girls? Only one of the girls (not two as he said) has been found out of 219, implying clearly that, based on his inauguration day submission a year ago, the war might still be far from being won.

- See more at: http://www.naijaloaded.com.ng/2016/05/29/7-highly-crucial-things-president-buharis-democracy-day-speech-revealed/#sthash.n16UTFdM.dpuf

Friday 27 May 2016

WOW! SEE THE VEHICLES THAT IS SET TO REPLACE DANFO AND MOLUE IN LAGOS

The Lagos State government has unveiled the new buses that are set to replace the old Danfo and Molue buses.

The new buses are said to be cheaper and more durable and the Government has urged the danfo bus owners to key into the project before it will be too late.

This is a welcome development from the State government to modernised and provide a cost effective means of transportation for all Lagosians.

The buses are going to be affordable, air conditioned, comfortable, eco-friendly with a 30 seater capacity according to Dr. Dayo Mobereola, the Lagos State commissioner for transportation. 

Thursday 26 May 2016

5 Ways To Turn A Woman On Without Physical Contact

No, this isn’t about where to kiss her, and different ways to touch her body. We are talking about achieving this without ever laying a finger on her. Non physical attributes play a big role in generating attraction with a woman, and here are 5 that can truly have an impact.
1. Intelligence
For a lot of women, a smart man is a sexy man. Knowledge is power, and it can definitely intrigue a woman. Having the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation can have a very positive effect on a woman.

2. Being Considerate
When you do something considerate, it can make a woman feel special. And that can sometimes materialize into a greater attraction. Being mindful of her feelings and doing small gestures to show her you’re thinking about her can easily win you some points. You’re pouring into her emotionally and that makes her much more receptive to you.

3. Ambition: A man with no aspirations and no drive can be a huge turn off for a woman. Having passion and a purpose can really do it for her. It gives off the energy of a man who is about handling his business, and a woman loves to see that.

4. Assertiveness: Most women (if not all) are not turned on by a man they view as too soft and passive. Knowing how to be assertive and putting your foot down at the right time (in the right way) can cause that woman to melt right before your eyes. That doesn’t mean go out and behave like an asshole, or treat her like she is beneath you. It just means stand strong, handle your business, and demand respect. If she can’t respect you, then she won’t have a desire for you.

5.Appearance: Even though men tend to be more superficial than women, don’t be fooled. She is paying attention, and she too wants something nice to look at. It doesn’t mean you need to have expensive clothes or flashy jewelry. Simply learning how to present yourself as well put together can do wonders. Know how to rock a suit, and that casual outfit. Don’t forget a nice pair of shoes. A lot of women are looking at your shoes whether you realize it or not.

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Wednesday 25 May 2016

It's fun time for Pol science 100level 2nd semester students

Undoubtedly as they say "true happiness is having finished all of your exams. The joy of exams completion cannot be overemphasised. Which is while the Political science students, 100level 2nd semester (200 level to be) shut down Lekki beach to celebrate their end of the semester /exams party.
It is not easy to end testing in grand style......wink
Congratulations my fellow politikus.
Pictures speak more than words. See more pictures after the cut...





Tuesday 24 May 2016

7 reasons why shy guys find it difficult to approach ladies

We have guys that are too shy of approaching a lady in a place, including me sef. Though, there’s no how you won’t have a doubt of mind before approaching a lady but shy guys do think and do the unexpected. Sit back and enjoy the Reasons why shy Guys find it difficult to approach a lady.
1. Awareness Of Body Flaw: Shy guys keep counting their bodly flaws, then they can’t never make it, as far as talking is concerned.They do keep thinking of how short or thin they look or certain flaws they feel their body have, that made them feel shy and find it difficult to approaching a lady.
2. Waiting For The Right Moment: A perfect moment that never comes. They do keep waiting for the perfect moment they’ll easily approach her.There’s hardly anything as a perfect moment, and shy guys who keep waiting for the perfect moment would never get it right.
3. Fear Of Rejection: The fear of rejection is one of the many reasons shy guys find it difficult to approach a lady. To these guys, it’s better to remain where they are than to be rejected.
4. Bad Experience: Almost every guys that’s shy with ladies has had at least one bad experience with lady that have even made him enter his shell the more. A lot of previous bad experiences add to make shy guys scarced to approach a lady.
5. Fear Of Not Knowing What To Say: To guys like this, they find it difficult to think what to say to a lady after approaching her.In their mind before approaching that lady— the music that plays in their head is; “What If I Go There And Don’t Know What To Say?”.
6. Lack Of Confidence: A lack of confidence would unable them to do anything. They do forget that confidence makes them look attractive. Last buh not the least.
7. Afraid Of Being Getting Slapped: This is very common among shy guys.A smart and confident guy shouldn’t be afraid of getting a slap from a lady he wants to approach unless you step beyond your boundary.
Source: Naijaloaded.com

Monday 23 May 2016

Alex Otti: How Buhari can heal Nigeria’s ailing economy

In my last two interventions, I had argued that it makes no sense to build up a massive war chest of savings either in foreign reserves or sovereign wealth fund or even in savings accounts in the face of massive infrastructure deficit and a failing economy. Today, we are going to be looking at what to do when faced with the kind of recession or economic crisis we have now, where oil prices have gone down by over 60%, exchange rates have spiked to an all-time high of almost N350/$ in the parallel market from around N170/$ previously, unemployment is nearing 30% and inflation is skyrocketing to around 14%. There are basically two schools of economic thought that could guide as to what to do. One is the classical school and the other is Keynesian school.
The classical (including the neo classical) school of thought was led by the father of economics himself, Adam Smith (1723-1790). Their argument can simply be summarized thus: In time of crisis, there is an invisible hand, a sort of inbuilt self-regulating mechanism that would stabilize the economy to bring everything to an equilibrium level. To demonstrate this, if demand goes up, prices are bound to go up in the short run. Because prices are up, producers are going to produce more which will in turn bring prices down as the rising demand is met. All these economic activities are regulated by the market because people who are assumed to be rational, will always act in their best interest. The proponents of this view, therefore, advised government not to intervene as doing so is bound to distort the economy. One of the writers emphatically states that “it is not out of the magnanimity of the baker that we have our bread, nor the generosity of the butcher that we have our meat, but out of their self-interest”. It therefore, follows that altruism is not a virtue and selfishness is not necessarily a vice in the world of classical economists.
On the other hand, John Maynard Keynes (1883-1946) and his followers disagree. They argue that the idea of a self-regulating mechanism in the economy is a farce. They advocate government intervention to guide the economy towards achieving desired results. In times of crises, this school calls for increased government expenditure and lower taxes to stimulate aggregate demand and pull the economy out of depression. The “demand side” economists as they are often called, believe that supply responds to demand. Supply therefore can only happen when there is demand, so stimulating demand is the most important action of government to help an economy recover. If demand is weak, production will go down leading to increase in unemployment which will lead to further recession as demand will become even weaker. However, if demand is encouraged, more goods will be required and producers will hire more hands to increase capacity, pay them and they will reinforce supply by increasing demand further leading to more revenue for the economy and therefore recovery.
The World Bank and IMF seem to pitch their tents with the classical economic school and most times recommend cuts in spending and belt tightening to countries going through economic crises. In most cases, such countries have gone into deeper recession after taking the recommended pills. One example is in order here. In 1997, during the Asian financial crisis, IMF imposed a policy of closure of 16 banks at the same time on Indonesia, to cut down expenditure on jobs. This had a very disastrous effect of a heavy bank run in the economy and a reinforcement of the recession. The rest like they say, is history.
In his piece “Lessons Buhari can learn from Obama about managing a tough economy” published in July 20, 2015 under “Conversation” by the CNN, Stephen Onyeiwu, Professor of Economics, Allegheny College, Pennsylvania who, by the way, was also my teacher during my undergraduate days over three decades ago, drew some parallel between what Obama met in 2008 when he became the 44th US President and what Buhari inherited last May. Obama was greeted by an economy in turmoil. Unemployment was over 10% and the economy was losing 800,000 jobs per month. Debt to GDP was about 72% with absolute debt stock in excess of US$10 trillion. In addition to all these, US was in major wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Obama was faced with two choices. His first choice was to adopt belt tightening measures that would have led to cut in spending and contractionary fiscal and monetary policies. The other option was to engage in expansionary policies, also known as economic stimulus. He chose the latter. Instead of austerity measures, he decided to spend even what he did not have, launching an economic stimulus package of about US$1trillion. Today, the US economy has recovered. Unemployment has dropped to about 5% and the deficit is less than half of what it was when Obama first took office. A few countries in Europe and elsewhere who chose to tighten belts are still going through one economic crises after another. Prof. Onyeiwu concludes by advising that “Buhari would do well to borrow Obama’s economic magic wand. If he does, he will be surprised to learn that Obama turned the US economy around not through austerity measures, but by spending more”
There is no doubt that Buhari has listened to the advice of people like Prof. Onyeiwu, and it explains why the budget that was just passed had some economic stimulus package of about N2.2trillion in it. The stimulus package may not be enough, but we must start from somewhere. The next issue is how to fund the stimulus. The minister of Budget and Planning, Senator Udoma Udo Udoma had indicated during the highlights of the budget that N1.84trillion of the deficit will be borrowed, with N984billion coming from domestic sources and N900billion from the international market. The minister further justified external funding arguing that it would ensure against “crowding out” of the private sector and that there are chances of getting concessions from foreign lenders. While all these are superior arguments, I think the domestic market would have been in a position to absorb the entire borrowing. Besides, the exchange rate risk inherent in foreign borrowing cannot be overlooked in an economy that is experiencing and will continue to experience a declining exchange rate regime in the near future. Depending on where the rates would be by the time the loans are due for repayment, we may require over N1.8trillion to pay back the N900billion we borrowed. The next job for Planning is to determine the amount of stimulus that is required over the next couple of years for the recovery of the economy.
Having understood when to spend the money we do not have, the next set of questions would be how to spend it, on what and with whom. For stimulus to have a direct effect on economic recovery, it must be channeled to areas of the economy that would engender consumption. This becomes critical as consumption would lead to increased production which will in turn lead to demand for labour or job creation. The more jobs are created, the more empowered the hitherto unemployed will be which would now bring them into the “consumption basket” which will in turn lead to more demand for goods and services and more supply and employment and the circle continues ad infinitum. In essence, our spending should be targeted at instantaneous job creation activities and projects. We must focus on programs that deliver cash to Nigerian families and citizens and these would include infrastructure, education, healthcare, energy, tax incentives, unemployment benefits and projects of social welfare nature.
Most of the spending should end up with the middle class and not the upper class. This is where there is a big challenge. What really does middle class mean in Nigeria? To run away from the definition challenge, we will recommend that the spending should not target the upper class. So, anyone who does not belong to the upper class is qualified. The reason for not spending on the upper class is that their marginal propensity to save is higher than the rest of the society. So any of the funds that find their way into the hands of the rich may end up as savings and would not be available to stimulate the economy.
While we are on this, it is important that stimulus package should not be used to increase cost of governance. A line of distinction needs be drawn between raving up cost of governance and stimulating consumption. Increasing cost of governance does not increase consumption, but ends up being a leakage in the economy and an avoidable waste. Finally, investments should, on no account, go down because productive capacity is dependent on continued investment. Government must deliberately encourage investments in labour intensive manufacturing, agro processing, textile processing, solid minerals and other areas where jobs can be created. Government should also be prepared to work out incentives including some form of subsidies to enable these activities happen. In addition, tax reliefs should be given to lower income groups and to producers and hiring companies to encourage them to engage more workers. At the same time, stiff tariffs should be imposed on imports to increase consumption of locally made goods and avoid exporting the jobs that have been created locally outside the country.
We had proposed spending on infrastructure earlier. While we continue to engage construction companies in building new roads, we need to set up functioning Public works departments at all levels of government to manage and maintain the roads. This used to be the situation in the past, but we seem to have lost it. The few roads that were built are left with little or no maintenance. We seem to wait for them to them to almost become impassable so we can award fresh contracts to contractors. I don’t know where else things are done that way. An attempt to deal with this was made at the federal level with the creation of Federal Road Maintenance Agency (FERMA), but the required impact was hardly felt for all sorts of reasons, ranging from poor funding to poor skills. If we get this right, it would be a veritable channel of employment for skilled and unskilled labour. And we can use very experienced private sector managers to drive it as I am sure someone would raise an objection on the basis that the public sector is not wired for efficiency.
It must be noted that any direction we choose to go will fail if we do not have an accountable and transparent implementation capability. A major plank for the success of the economic stimulus package is prudent and honest spending to ensure that funds go to the areas they were earmarked for. Any leakages or diversions would only lead the country into debts without clear sources of repayment. So, there should be zero tolerance for implementing the budget in breach as had been the case in the past. Second, the inflationary impact of stimulus spending cannot be overemphasized, more so, when the rate of inflation is already at 13.8% by the end of April 2016. We are of the view that government must keep an eye on inflation, given the understanding that it can only be temporary. Besides, it is a known fact that unemployment, and economic displacement generate more social tension and crises which make inflation a lesser evil to tame in the short to medium term.

Source: Ekekeee.com

Sunday 22 May 2016

Goodnews: NOUN students can now go for NYSC

Finally our great school has hit the milestone once again. Now our students can go for NYSC.
Follow the link to see the evidence http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/verifysenatelists
Click on the dropdown box and you will see it there yourself, the “National Open University of Nigeria Lagos, listed among the NYSC senate approved list.
See the screenshots after the cut:


HAVE YOU HEARD PDP’S NEW SLOGAN? LOL SEE IT HERE

Former senate president, David Mark, yesterday at the party’s convention in Port Harcourt announced that the new slogan for the party is “Change the Change”.

Do you think this is the right move from the opposition party?

To me this is lame. I was expecting something more matured and better from PDP.

Feel free to share your views in the comment box.


PDP........ CHANGE THE CHANGE 

Wabba-Led NLC Calls off Strike action

The Ayuba Wabba faction of the Nigeria Labour Congress has suspended an industrial action called to resist the new price of petrol.
The leader of the union announced the suspension on Sunday 22nd May 2016.
It came after an emergency meeting of its organs – the National Working Committee and the National Executive Committee.
At the meeting, talks were focused on the strike and the way forward.
Pump price of petrol was increase from 86.50 Naira to 145 Naira by the Federal Government on May 11.
The 67.6 per cent increase had angered the labour union, with the union saying it was insensitive.
Details to come.

Source: TheImPulseNg.com

Saturday 21 May 2016

Photo of the day

Can you fathom what this enigmatic  shadow look like??
Comment you answer...

Friday 20 May 2016

watch this hilarious video of a woman crying over Buhari

Watch this hilarious video of a frustrated woman crying over President Buhari.
It is funny but deep down we share her pains .

Nigeria shall resilient in this administration by God's grace.


Video credit: Arixto2

Former NIMASA DG sentenced to five years imprisonment


Raymond Omatseye was, today, sentenced to five years in prison by a Federal High Court Sitting in Lagos. Justice Rita Ofili-Ajumogobia convicted and sentenced him after finding him guilty on 24 out of 27 counts charge bordering on bid rigging and contract splitting.


The EFCC had charged him with a N1.5bn contract scam…. may the good lord be with him behind bars…

Source: Vistablog9ja

PREGNANCY PREVENTION

Pregnancy prevention refers to refraining from being pregnant after sex. NATURAL REMEDY FOR PREGNANCY PREVENTION Ingredients: Lime, Lipton tea. Preparation: boil 8 pieces of lime and 6 bags of lipton tea. Dosage: Drink one cup once daily for 2 days. Boil and do this after having sex. Source: HERBAL CLINIC

5 types of kisses you can give your lover and their meaning

1. A Casual Kiss The casual kiss isn’t a romantic one but it’s great for first dates. You do it with closed mouth and touching the lips of your partner. Try not to make this kiss last too little. It should be more than 3 seconds, and it can send messages such as: “I like you but I don’t want to rush into this” or “I had fun with you. 2. A Romantic Kiss Romantic kiss is the one when you gently touch your partner’s lips with your mouth slightly open. This kiss should be slow and gentle and really romantic. Passion is key element. Without any passion, the romantic kiss loses its meaning. If you have a romantic kiss during the first date-that means that you want to learn more about the person you’re kissing. Couples that have been together for a long time, use this kiss to show that they care for each other. 3. A Kiss On The Forehead A kiss on the forehead is soft and elegant kiss. When your partner kisses you on the forehead, you feel safe. This kind of kiss is also known as the ‘maternal kiss’, and it means: “I care for you and I don’t want to lose you”. 4. A Kiss On The Cheek A kiss on the cheek is a great way to show someone you like them. It’s an ideal option for a first date. If your date kisses you on the cheek, that means that your partner is polite and he isn’t forcing anything, he simply wants you to know that he likes you. 5. A Kiss On The Neck This type of kiss is used by couples that are really close and in love. If your partner kisses you on the neck, he wants to show you that he feels wonderful with you and he’s passionate about you.

Thursday 19 May 2016

HOW TO CALCULATE NOUN G.P.

Example; Let me say, i did a course ECN101, and I scored 65 in the computer based exam. My calculations will go like this; 65 x 70 = 4,550. Then, you should proceed and divide it by 120, and this goes like this: 4,550 ÷ 120 = 37.9. That means your score over 70 in the examination, is 37.9/70. Please, also take note, that for all students, who did the full complete 150 (One hundred and fifty) questions in a particular exam or more, you will have to divide by the number of questions. It is not always 120. Lets also assume you score for 4 NOUN TMAs were as follows; TMA1 = 9.5, TMA2 = 8.00, TMA3 = 9.00, TMA4 = 7.5, respectively. For you to successfully and rightfully calculate this, you’ll need to calculate the best 3 TMAs, which will be like this; 9.5 + 9.00 + 8.00 = 26.5. This will give you, a total of 26.5, and your test score over 30. That means you scored 26.5/30. While for you, to get your overall score over 100. You’ll be adding exam score + test score= 37.9 + 26.5= 64.4. So, my total score for the course ECN101 would = 64.4/100. Which is a ‘B’. Before we venture into GPA calculations; Note that;
70-100= A. 60-69= B. 50-59= C. 45-49= D. 40-44= E. 39 downwards= F. Now, let us assume, I did 11 courses and this was how my score went in the 11 courses after calculating scores, with their units in front of them. Let’s assume these were my courses, grades & units; 1) ECN101 – B. 2unit course 2) TFC116- B. 2unit course 3) ENT121 – C. 3unit course 4) BAT128- C. 2unit course 5) GMB142 – A. 2unit course 6) BRF136- A. 3unit course 7) KFC108- A. 2unit course 8) GEJ158 – D. 3unit course 9) OBJ114 – D. 2unit course 10) IBB131 – E. 2unit course 11) FFK104- F. 2unit course Now, we have 11 courses, with their grades & units in front of them. Let’s understand the grades; A=5, B=4, C=3, D=2, E=1, F=0. Now, let’s start with the first course ECN101 for calculation. I scored B in ECN101 above. Since B= 4. I’ll multiply 4 by the unit of the course, which is a 2unit course. So; 4 x 2unit= 8. So for ECN101 = 8. Next is TFC116, I scored B as well. Since it is a 2unit course, I’ll calculate 4 x 2units= 8. So, TFC116 = 8. Next is ENT121, it was a C. C = 3, which is a 3 unit course. So, calculation will be; 3 x 3units= 9. ENT121= 9. Next is BAT128, I scored C, which is a 2unit course. The calculation will be; 3 x 2units= 6. BAT128= 6. Next is GMB142, I scored A. A=5, which is a 2unit course. So; 5 x 2units= 10. GMB142= 10. Next is BRF136, I scored A, which is a 3unit course. So; 5 x 3units= 15. BRF136= 15. Next is KFC108, I scored A, which is 2unit course. So: 5 x 2units= 10. KFC108 = 10. Next is GEJ158, which is a 3unit course, I scored D, D = 2. So; 2 x 3units= 6. GEJ158= 6. Next is OBJ114, which is a 2units course, I scored D. So; 2 x 2units= 4. OBJ114= 4. Next is IBB131, which is a 2units course, I scored E. E = 1. So; 1 x 2units= 2. IBB131= 2. Next is FFK104, which is a 2unit course, I scored F. F = 0. So; 0 x 2units= 0. FFK104=0. Now, having done all the 11 courses calculation, we will have to finalized it by adding all the course calculations together. So that will give us; 8 + 8 + 9 + 6 + 10 + 15 + 10 + 6 + 4 + 2 + 0 = 78. Now, add the total units of all the course together; 2 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 25. So, divide the added course calculation by total units. Which is; 78 ÷ 25 = 3.1. So, there you have it, your GPA is 3.1. That is 2nd class lower. Please, also take note that; First Class: 4.50 and above. Second Class Upper: 3.50-4.49. Second Class Lower: 2.50-3.49. Third Class: 1.50-2.49.

Tuesday 17 May 2016

APPLICATION AND ADMISSION FORM RELEASED

We wish to inform & notify the general public, most especially, all persons, parents, guardians,& candidates who are interested to study in NOUN, that the school management has released its 2016 Registration form & they can now apply. PROGRAMMES: * Certificate * Diploma * Undergraduate * PGD * Masters Degree * Doctor of Philosophy Click here: http://nou.edu.ng/page/application-for-admission Source: NOUN socials

Sunday 15 May 2016

12 CATEGORIES OF STUDENTS OF STUDENTS YOU WILL DEFINITELY MEET AT NATIONAL OPEN UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA(NOUN) PART2...... 7. THE FASHION MONGERS: This set never see NOUN as an academic institution but rather as a stage for them to showcase their fashion parade. They always put on to-match wears with nice colour combination with an empty brain. I doubt if some of them can spell the name of their department. All they do is to wear nice, fitted, strappy, alluring and expensive dresses around to scare broke guys who can afford them. Ladies top chat in this category. 8. THE ENTERTAINERS: These ones are the talented students who are after social life in school. They can sing and dance at any party, they hate dull moment. They use every opportunity as a medium to party. They can organize new semester party, end of the semseter party, end of the lecture party, low G.P. party...lol. Even when they get carryover, they still go ahead and organize a carryover party......wink. 9. THE INTROVERTS: This set is the direct opposite of the entertainers category. They don't play, talk, socialize or relate with anyone even their course mates. Their routine evolve around studying, reading and research. They can read their course materials to the end within the first week of every new semester. Girls love them but unfortunately they don't have time for girls. 10. THE TMA BEGGARS: This set does not care whether they are brilliant or not, but one thing is paramount with them and what is it? They lack self confidence. They believe solving the TMA by their selves might get them low marks and not the 10.0 they are actually yearning for. So the best the thing is to beg for TMA solutions from the FACILITATORS, SCHOLARS and THE INTROVERTS category respectively. 11. THE EXAMS FOCUS SEEKERS: This set does not read, study or revise for exams. I personally called them 'magicians'. All they do is to work, earn that cash and pay for exams focus a week or some days before exams and cram the hell out of it. At the end of the day, they make more 'A's than even the scholars but the sad thing is that most of them cannot defend it. 12. Add yours.......... COMPILED BY: SUNNY4PEACE
12 CATEGORIES OF STUDENTS YOU WILL DEFINITELY MEET AT NATIONAL OPEN UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA(NOUN) PART 1... NOUN undoubtedly is the most prestigious distance learning institution in Africa and one of the best in the world. Being one of her students, i have discovered the following categories of students you will definitely meet if you come to NOUN. 1. THE FACILITATORS: these are the serious sets of students that have vast knowledge in their discipline and are willing to pass it on to their junior ones in their respective departments. some of them can lecture better than their H.O.Ds. Sometimes one would be tempted to ask what they are still doing in school having known the alpha and omega of their course of study. I would love to be in this category.........#wink 2. THE HOMIES: These are wonderful students that you would see only on the day of registration and during examination days. They don't come to school owing to the fact that their work won't give them chance. I love this set of students because they are fulfilling the school motto "work and learn". 3. THE QUESTIONNAIRES: This set is worse than the homies. They don't even know the road to their study centers. All they do is to sit at home and ask questions like; when are we resuming? when is the course and exams registration commencing and closing? Is the TMA out yet? some of them do not even know their matric numbers and their login password so they will still call to ask their course mates. Class reps and assistants suffer most from the students in this category. 4. THE HELTERS SKELTERS: This set does not do anything on time, they are always late. They can wait until the last day of course/exams registration, TMA submission and start running from pillar to post pestering their course mates to help them do what they supposed to have done earlier. If care is not taken this set can come late even on judgment day......#wink 5. THE COMPLAINERS: As their name implies, this set complain about virtually every policy the school introduces. The have both national and personal complains at any given time. If they are not having issues with missing results, they are having a missing TMA on their portal. They always have something to complain and write to the headquarter. Even the new VC knows them already.....lol. 6. THE SCHOLARS: These ones happen to be the brilliant students in their departments. They can argue with their facilitators while the lecture is on going. They ask their facilitators questions that would take them 40days fasting and prayers to answer. The students in this category can read more than Prof. Wole Soyinka and they can speak grammar more than Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon. Sometimes I wonder if they are professors in disguise. To be continued from the next post...........

Wednesday 11 May 2016

PRESS STATEMENT ON CURRENT FUEL ISSUE IN NIGERIA

We have just finished a meeting of various stakeholders presided over by His Excellency, the Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. The meeting had in attendance the Leadership of the Senate, House of Representatives, Governors Forum, and Labour Unions (NLC, TUC, NUPENG, and PENGASSAN). The meeting reviewed: 1. The current fuel scarcity and supply difficulties in the country. 2. The exorbitant prices being paid by Nigerians for the product. These prices range on the average from N150 to N250 per litre currently. 3. The meeting also noted that the main reason for the current problem is the inability of importers of petroleum products to source foreign exchange at the official rate due to the massive decline of foreign exchange earnings of the federal government. As a result, private marketers have been unable to meet their approximate 50% portion of total national supply of PMS. Following a detailed presentation by the Honorable Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, it has now become obvious that the only option and course of action now open to the government is to take the following decisions: 1. In order to increase and stabilise the supply of the product, any Nigerian entity is now free to import the product, subject to existing quality specifications and other guidelines issued by Regulatory Agencies. 2. All Oil Marketers will be allowed to import PMS on the basis of FOREX procured from secondary sources and accordingly PPPRA template will reflect this in the pricing of the product. Pursuant to this, PPPRA has informed me that it will be announcing a new price band effective today, 11th May, 2016 and that the new price for PMS will not be above N145 per litre. We expect that this new policy will lead to improved supply and competition and eventually drive down pump prices, as we have experienced with diesel. In addition, this will also lead to increased product availability and encourage investments in refineries and other parts of the downstream sector. It will also prevent diversion of petroleum products and set a stable environment for the downstream sector in Nigeria. We share the pains of Nigerians but, as we have constantly said, the inherited difficulties of the past and the challenges of the current times imply that we must take difficult decisions on these sorts of critical national issues. Along with this decision, the federal government has in the 2016 budget made an unprecedented social protection provision to cushion the current challenges. We believe in the long term, that improved supply and competition will drive down prices. The DPR and PPPRA have been mandated to ensure strict regulatory compliance including dealing decisively with anyone involved in hoarding petroleum products. Thank you. SIGNED HONOURABLE MINISTER OF STATE FOR PETROLEUM RESOURCES

Tuesday 10 May 2016

TYPES OF TEETH AND WHAT THEY DO

Incisors At the front of the mouth are eight thin, straight teeth called incisors – four at the top and four at the bottom – which bite into the food you eat and help you pronounce words as you you speak. Incisors also support the lips. Canines On each side of the upper and lower incisors is a single canine tooth, making four in total. Dentists call these slightly pointed teeth cuspids, and like incisors, they cut or shear food and support the lips. Another function of the canines is to help guide all the teeth into place when the upper and lower jaw come together. Premolars Behind the canines are the premolars, or, as dentists call them, the bicuspids. Premolars have a flattened top, and are used to chew food and maintain the height of the face. There are eight premolars in an adult's mouth: four on the top and four on the bottom. Molars Next to the premolars are the molars. These are your widest, flattest teeth, and there are 12 altogether: six in the upper jaw and six in the lower. The American Dental Association (ADA) depicts wisdom teeth as the four molars at the back of both the lower and upper jaws, and they're the last to erupt during young adulthood. Cleaning wisdom teeth can be difficult because they are so far back in the mouth, but slim toothbrushes such as Colgate® Slim Soft™ toothbrushes can help. Like premolars, molars are used for chewing food and to maintain the height of the face. Lower molars have two roots, while upper molars have three.

WHY I DELAYED SIGNING THE BUDGET INTO LAW - PMB

President Muhammadu Buhari has revealed why he had to delay in signing the 2016 Appropriation Bill into law. Speaking during a radio interview over the weekend in Katsina his home State, Buhari assured Nigerians that his administration will effectively utilise available resources to turn around the fortunes of the country. Buhari said, “We will do our best to fix the country. When the Minister of Budget and National Planning, Udoma Udo Udoma, asked me to sign the budget weeks ago and there were issues, I told him I won’t. But when he insisted, I told him if I assented to it and anything happened, he would be held responsible. “He accepted and left. But when he had a second thought, he ran back to me and agreed with me that we shouldn’t sign it. It was at that point I heard of padding. The committees of the National Assembly removed our projects and replaced it with theirs. “That’s was why we had three weeks to look at it. When he returned to me again, Udoma told me that most of the projects the National Assembly included had been removed but that we can go with the remaining ones since I must approve money before funds would be released for the execution of projects." God bless Nigeria.

Saturday 7 May 2016

FIVE THINGS YOU MUST DO BEFORE EXAMS

1. Read as if you are not going to pray. 2. Pray as if you are not going to read. 3. Don't read all night long because you might end up sleeping in the exams hall. 4. Avoid all forms of distractions like TV programs, social media and anything that might come in between you and your study time. 5. Always read the exams instructions carefully and avoid complicating materials around you. Shun malpractice..

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